Its VERY wrinkly, like an old man's, and i was circumcised. it will randomally stretch out and its really big. Its 11 inches. The normal size is 5-6 inches. I feel sooo embaressed. It always gets in the way. When i pee, sometimes it goes in my face and mouth. HELP!
Answer:
You certainly are interesting since you also have a big vagina.. Talk to Dr. Phil or Oprah... maybe you can get a cult following.
Put that little thing away and go watch some TV..
Well, there aren't any solutions other than penis reduction, and that surgery may not exist, so you are pretty much screwed. You could try not pointing your penis at your face when you pee.
You obviously are demented.
*sigh* Another pervert question...
You can get a belt for that.. it's like made of lace and sort of stretchy... anyway.. just strap it down with the belt and hang on to the pointy end next time you wee. That's what I do anyway.
Oh .. yes.. rub some chamomile lotion on it for the wrinkles. Works wonders on your scrotum too.
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